Butterscotch – More Rita G.

We just can’t get enough of “Miss Flashing Lights,” herself. Here is another installment of the Rita G. Chronicles.

As the author of a sex column, Rita G. knows a thing or two about being sexy. In it, she’s not afraid to openly discuss the evolution of her breasts or the naughty thoughts that men think when they catch a glimpse of a beautiful woman. Rita G. also got a glowing sexual endorsement from Howard Stern, who claimed that she has the best natural chest on the planet. Not bad for a woman who claims she was flat-chested until 17.

Now that she has the body that she wants, Rita G. takes pride in taking great care of it. She avoids alcohol and drugs like the plague and fuels her body with loads of nutrition. She’s also an avid gym rat. Curiously enough, Rita G. practices some offbeat grooming habits. She doesn’t believe in deodorants (due to Alzheimer’s fears) and wears aloe vera gel instead. She also avoids laundry, preferring to buy new clothes than wash old ones.

To check out her previous image, click here.

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